Wahoo!!
It's finally here!
CryptoLazyCoin!!!
Check it out! Decentralized enslavement!
You don't even have to know how to use it!
You get to keep your job. You get to continually lose your free time. You get to keep paying taxes.
But don't you worry. At least it isn't insane, like that Fiat currency!
Peace
Doug
Freedom is the effect. Are you the cause?