I made a wizbang.
I love this wizbang and care deeply about it.
Unfortunately, while building this, I neglected my responsibility to clothe, feed, and provide shelter for myself.
Now, I will guilt you into giving me money, so I can make up for my lack of responsibility.
You will be forced to go to work to help make up for my lack of responsibility.
I am what is standing in the way of Freedom.
Peace
Doug